Before you decide I look like an easy target: I am years old.

I am a YTP creator and digital hobbyist operating from an isolated career path and a singular, overclocked mind.

On the outside, I rarely post there anymore. Blame the withersloppers. I might also mention uncanon information such as “Fandroid is blue balloon,” which could confuse you at first. Spoilers: it does make sense.

On the inside, I build everything with intent. Every cut, distortion, effect, mention, joke, and strange detour is there for a reason, with no real regrets. Unless I edit it out later, in which case it was probably the public’s fault.

I am also a video editor. I mostly use Vegas Pro 17 or Vegas Pro 22, depending on whether I am starting a fresh project or remastering a legacy one that has probably been incubating untouched for over two months. Unless I stupidly format my hard disk, in which case the timeline enters witness protection.

Honestly, I treat editing less like software use and more like a major part of my career. Vegas is not just a program sitting on my computer. It is part of the workflow, part of the archive, and part of the machine. The preloaded effects are already good enough for me.

I am a YTP creator and hobbyist operating from an isolated career path and a singular mind.

On the surface, I am quiet, distant, embarrassed, private, sensitive, constantly retreating, and functionally invisible. Beneath that, everything is processed deliberately. Every thought gets planned, revised, simulated, and archived, even if the actual output never appears publicly and instead quietly disappears into someone’s Google Drive account.

Socialization is not a dramatic hurdle for me. It is mostly energy consumption. Forced interaction feels less like connection and more like unnecessary vocal cord degradation. I operate best in isolation and peace.

Talking to myself is development, not embarrassment. How else would I train for an English exam? Unlike most people, I overthink by choice. I prefer balanced results over improvising directly.

Most of my ideas are born during the static noise of school hours. About 90% never become public. They are rarely deleted. Most simply enter archive status and remain there until further notice.

I am weird externally, but structured internally.

I use Vegas Pro 17 and 22 to create most of my content. Every cut, distortion, effect, reference, and timing choice exists on either accident or purpose. If a joke disappears later, there is a reasonable chance the public caused collateral damage. I also prefer rendering uncensored versions for preservation so nothing gets forgotten.

I upload rarely because my tolerance for low-quality engagement is thin. Comment sections degrade over time, so I block spam, witherslop, and low-effort noise deliberately rather than emotionally.

I sometimes reference uncanon terminology such as “fandroid is blue balloon.” Within the system, it makes sense. If it confuses you, that is acceptable.

I am not here to inspire anyone.

I am here to exist, create during free time, and survive being a teenager surrounded by people moving faster than they think while I prefer silence over noise.

If I finish something, that is a win.

If I do not, it remains standing until later.

Uploading slowly is not inactivity. It is not laziness.

It is protection, and protection is underrated.

inside joke: fandroid is obsessed with blue balloons, and is very likely to be one. iykyk, don't even try to ask.

if i say "fandroid is blue balloon," it's true terminology. if you doubt it, then you're not welcome here.

due to bare attention and possibility of getting threatened for being what i am, i barely post my videos online. sometimes i do, it it'll get barely any engangement anyway, only from friends, adults who never heard of long-form videos, heavy criticizers, etc.

before september 3rd, 2024, when i started knowing fandroid through an omegatronic video, the only evidence was a couple 2018 memories, a 2023 return livestream i watched, and a video called tf2 ytp collab 2.

i hate socialization, a lot. i prefer to talk to myself, it's a lot more convenient getting ideas from myself, and i'd get threatened if i socialized a lot aanyway.

talking to myself isn’t stupid, it’s how i develop, and people need to understand. this is why i struggle to come up with anything when people are around, but like 85% faster when alone.

i’ve actually made oses, mostly for experimenting.

yeah, that’s me, Xeptonite the Button Presser. if you still call me out for this, you’re very likely stuck in 2024, and you must move on (besides how the hell do you still remember that). blame myself (as jobbot) in november/december 2023 for starting it all. this also ruined my life forever, and reputation, although because i deleted my channel that could get fixed.

parents gone all day = freedom.

my first internet trace was just downloading an app in 2012, in the windows 8 store, for whatever reason. fast foward to today, Xeptonite is here.

to put it to more detail, my original trace goes back to july 2012 on windows 8 store, downloading “contacts & calendar & email” at age 3. since then, i’ve used a couple hundred of internet identities throughout 2014 to 2024, now rebranded as xeptonite, known for it.

Every cut, distortion, timing shift, reference, and joke is intentional. Even when something looks absurd, it is usually just me cutting clips to make it overexaggerated. If something gets removed, it is because it was released to the public. Not because I forgot.

random fun facts:

i judge balloon sizes. if it’s under 33 cm, i usually stay away from it. i like it to be at least 33 centimetres or above (don’t go out of context with it, don't).

i know being home alone is better than being spied on every 5 seconds.

i once made an ai image generator just to see if zenotroid fans would meltdown. they did. 10/10 experience. hyacinth is only there to harass teenagers, no one can correct it. period.

i talk to myself more than with actual humans. i don't regret it.

i consider judging my bad handwriting as "racism." (even though it isn't technically, but it is controversial)

I rarely post. Engagement is inconsistent.

i don't laugh at toping jokes. no regrets.

survived nearly getting assaulted by glitchecalkatt and hyacinth.

I detest low-effort repetition pretending to be humor, especially the ones that are really easy to spot, or ones that don't even qualify as "memes" in any way, but rather slop or rubbish.

As you might know, I block accounts that spam either the wilted rose (🥀) or eyes-with-bags (🫩) emojis. Not out of anger, insecurity, or embarrassment, but rather to keep comment sections free of spam and actually readable without being annoyed to the brim. I may be seen breaking this, but mostly on private or in a necessary situation.

I still use parts of it that actually make sense. Good delivery shouldn't be replaced. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I enforce this rule: "make your own words make sense."

I am not against the concept of developing language. The way you type is doing this backwards, as a matter of fact. I am against turning basic English into a secret code dictionary.

If you don't want to be blocked: SPELL THE WORD.

I block words that feel unnecessarily shortened, are overly offensive, or deeply tied to brainrot terminologies.

Words like "cornball", "sybau", "ts pmo", "tuff", and "zamn". Most of them feel like filler pretending to be personality. They ruin actual commentary with foreign nonsense.

I don't declare compatibility on such spamming techniques.

I'm still staying afar from being a copy machine comedian.

Yes, if you couldn't tell.